#that shirt #with those shoes
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves