omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
Seme: I... I like you (◡‿◡)
Uke: W-what!? But I'm a guy!
Seme: I know but I love you, please be with me
Uke: This is too sudden I... I dunno...
Seme: *kiss* (￣з￣)
Uke: Uwahh! What are you doing, baka! (ﾟДﾟ)
Seme: *feels up*
Uke: St-stop it..! Ah! *pushes away*
Seme: *gets angry* *pushes uke down* (ｏ`皿′ｏ)
Uke: N-no! What are you doing-! AH! (ﾟДﾟ)
Seme: *rips uke's clothes off*
Uke: Please stop! No! ... Uh... Ah... Where are you touching?
Seme: I love you so much mm
Uke: Nooo! It hurts! Stop! (´□｀。)
Seme: *rapes*
Uke: *cries*
*two days later*
Uke: I... I realized I love you after all
Seme: I will never let you go
*passionate kiss* (￣з￣) (´ε｀ )
*the end*
i shipped so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it wasn’t even canon
THE THINGS I FIND ON WEHEARTIT.
WHOEVER MADE THIS, GOD BLESS YOU OMFG
SCREAMS
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
boyfri(end)
girlfri(end)
best fri(end)
inter(forever)net
